From Pain:
The last few times I have shaved my arse and squatted in a vat of gin really hit home. I really dont know why I bother to do it anymore, frankly.

And yesterday, right in the middle of an important sales team meeting, my dog, the office mascot, a whacking great big Mastiff, trots into the office and lays down...and proceeds to pollute the air with his ass burps. Man, it literally brought tears to my eyes! The CEO was wincing from pain. Fair play to Goose the dog! I think it resulted in a shorter than anticipated sales call.

Sic Semper Tyrannis!

Sean
( Citadel Because the world needs less morons, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 15:23, Reply)