Last week, had the lowest 24 hours for quite some time
I'm really awesome generally, which was why I was so shocked by the total shitness of it all, felt so pathetic.

First, blowing nose so much I had worst nosebleed of my life, literally pouring for 30 minutes. Tissue over one nostril, it poured from the other. Tissue over both, it ended up pouring from my mouth. ONE of the clots was so big it didn't go down the plughole. (Still have it in a bottle)

Was quite ill, but getting better. That night, managed to blow me load early. Twice. Like in American pie. Wasn't really embarrassed, but ooh, the shame. Mrs Me didn't make fun of me, which I would have preferred, but neither was she supportive. She just didn't really seem to give a shit.

Next day, just had the tiniest of coughs. Not painful at all, just a little tickle. For some reason at about noon my body decides to go into a complete coughing fit, even though it barely tickled. Eventually I coughed so much I puked all over myself and my bed.

Got up to clean myself up, blew my nose and there goes another 20-25 minute nosebleed. Had to remove pukey trousers while holding tissue over face. Once it was all over, I looked back over the last 24 hours, realised how pathetic it all was, curled up on my now sheetless bed and just wept. ,
(Daveh, Tue 19 Apr 2005, 23:22, Reply)