Cunning PlansI once devised a totally foolproof cunning plan to attract the attention of bikini-clad women, which - as you might imagine - failed miserably. Ever come up with a cunning plan for something? Did it work? What went wrong? Do you look back through the filter of the years with a burning sense of shame?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:57)
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Aged 11, I resolved that I would have a girlfriend before I was 13.As plans go, it sort of stopped at "stated aims".
On the bright side, I was drowning in tail by the time I was 12.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:20,
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Were you working in a kennel? (, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:47, closed)
No, but we did get a dog.Thanks for calling my bluff, though - the stress of being thought of as a prepubescent Don Juan was getting a bit too much.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 12:52,
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Respect
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