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I once devised a totally foolproof cunning plan to attract the attention of bikini-clad women, which - as you might imagine - failed miserably. Ever come up with a cunning plan for something? Did it work? What went wrong? Do you look back through the filter of the years with a burning sense of shame?

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(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:57)
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My family often makes jokes based on wordplay
In fact, you could say we are a ...

wait for it ...

do you know what it is yet?

That's right, a bunch of tedious wankers who should just fuck off right now.
(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 16:44, 6 replies)
Yup,
I got it before you told us.
(username failed moderation, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 16:46, closed)
It took me about five minutes to get it...
So perhaps I should have fucked off at about two minutes.
(Colonel Blink is now officially a pretentious prick, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 21:48, closed)
A tunning plin?

(ubergeekian, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 17:27, closed)
countdown enthusiasts?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 17:29, closed)
otters probably

(I helped save b3ta! underpont making all kinds-a-gains, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 19:40, closed)
...the love-children of Richard Stilgoe and Giles Brandreth?

(FUXTIX Not my words, Carol, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 2:18, closed)

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