Cunning PlansI once devised a totally foolproof cunning plan to attract the attention of bikini-clad women, which - as you might imagine - failed miserably. Ever come up with a cunning plan for something? Did it work? What went wrong? Do you look back through the filter of the years with a burning sense of shame?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:57)
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Teen angstI was a typical teen in the depth and breadth of my emotional intelligence, sensitive to the needs and feelings and worth of others like only a teen can be.
At one point I thought, as only a self absorbed teen can think, "Wouldn't it be a lark to start a suicide cult?"
It very much appealed to my need for attention, to be worshiped, and to not have any lasting commitments - you could be totally in power over a large group of people, have em worship you knob, hang on your every word, seduce and make em all do what you like - and then, before it got to demanding or you had to keep up the act for too long - Wham, they'd all be dead and you could move on with your life. (Naturally my kool-aid would be unsweetened, so to speak.)
It was brilliant! And I, being quite the talker and charismatic leader type (sadly I really actually was pretty good at it... at least with other teens) would be perfect for the job!
Wasn't till I was explaining my brilliance to the girl I fancied and I had to deal with her revulsion and horror at the idea did I even get a hint of a clue that it might be, you know, a *bad* thing to do...
Apparently getting a lot of people to kill themselves after convincing them to worship you under false pretenses, in a certain light, to certain people, looks a lot like mass murder.
Women! Am I right? I tried to stress it'd all be completely voluntary... but she just didn't get it.
Anyway. She talked me out of it - I mean, I really wanted to get in her pants, so if she wasn't into suicide cult leaders, then I'd just have to do something else. I should have known she's be difficult, being a devout mormon, but she was smart, funny, and had amazing breasts, so... I ended up visiting the mormon temple and watching videos there with her instead.
And she still ended up choosing god over me in the end!
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Allisade would love to hear from you, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:36,
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I have been on the internet too much.I read 'god over me' as the orientation of a threesome.
Like the immaculate conception, but with 70s porn music.
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