
I once devised a totally foolproof cunning plan to attract the attention of bikini-clad women, which - as you might imagine - failed miserably. Ever come up with a cunning plan for something? Did it work? What went wrong? Do you look back through the filter of the years with a burning sense of shame?
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( , Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:57)
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or were you just putting them on the wrong way (y'know, so they don't unroll)?
That, or you have freakishly large hands (and penis, I guess).
( , Tue 10 Jul 2012, 9:02, 1 reply)

From this one experience I can say they exist, however since that point in my life I've never seen any that size again. I've also never seen a box of 128 again. The only ones I've seen are the usual small boxes of 3 or 5 or what not which have been (blessedly) of a more generous diameter that you can find in any grocery or quick store.
To be fair though, I've never tried to find a box of 128 small condoms either. I've always just assumed they were the cheapest option at the drugstore when dad went looking and there wasn't anything more to it.
Doing a quick google, I get nothing - the only things that even look about the same are joke condoms you can get people for their birthday, under the heading for your "little willy" - which now makes me question, near 20 years later, was my father just fucking with me? And if so, wouldn't 3 have been enough for a joke?
They were *usable*, I'm sure they weren't illegal or fake... but they were significantly narrower than your usual trojan or the like.
( , Tue 10 Jul 2012, 13:52, closed)

it really looks like you just called yourself on your own bullshit.
Clever-clogs!
( , Tue 10 Jul 2012, 20:35, closed)
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