Cunning PlansI once devised a totally foolproof cunning plan to attract the attention of bikini-clad women, which - as you might imagine - failed miserably. Ever come up with a cunning plan for something? Did it work? What went wrong? Do you look back through the filter of the years with a burning sense of shame?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:57)
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I had a hankering for some chocolateThe shops were closed and the only chocolate in the flat was the Kit Kat i had baited the mouse trap with.
My plan was simple to carefully remove the tasty treat without setting off the trap.
I moved my hand slowley and cautiously over the trap not daring to breathe.
I then pinched the Peice of kit kat between my fingers and quickly snapped them back.
I had suceeded and held aloft in a victorious gesture, reminiscent of Zelda .
I then dropped it and in my haste fumbled to catch it before taking a step forward for balance, which of course meant I stood in the mouse trap.
Didn't bleed but it left one hell of a red mark.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 4:00, 2 replies)
Ah, well that's the'have a break' part of it, isn't it?
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 8:58, closed)
What sort of person are you?So desperate for chocolate you resort to stealing food from a mouse trap?!
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:26, closed)
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