Cunning PlansI once devised a totally foolproof cunning plan to attract the attention of bikini-clad women, which - as you might imagine - failed miserably. Ever come up with a cunning plan for something? Did it work? What went wrong? Do you look back through the filter of the years with a burning sense of shame?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:57)
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You've been beaten to it:www.x4labs.com/acc-sweeten69-semen-flavouring-supplement.php
Besides which:
a) Bacardi&Coke is rank, and only consumed for its alcohol content - your semen isn't likely to be alcoholic
b) posting stories about how your girlfriend sucked you off, and how her friend offered to do the same? If I've learnt one thing from b3ta, it's that you're probably a sweaty virgin.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:18,
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^ What Fatboy The Pieman's Friend said ^(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:35,
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Not reallyOn the evidence offered, I'm saying that:
1. I got *some* oral action off *one* girl 20 years ago.
2. It got talked about in the presence of her mate who made a rude and entirely not-serious "offer" that was emphatically never followed up and never looked likely to be.
Hardly "check out what a stud I am" territory.
And yes, I'm sweaty. It's hot in here.
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You don't seem very upset.B3ta is no place for rational human beings with a sense of perspective, y'know.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:36,
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(sigh)You Horrible Horrible Bully!
How dare you suggest that I don't have a sense of perspective.
I'm going to come round to your house right now so Amorous Badger's dog can bite you.
Yes.
with his teeth!
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DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:53,
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