Cunning PlansI once devised a totally foolproof cunning plan to attract the attention of bikini-clad women, which - as you might imagine - failed miserably. Ever come up with a cunning plan for something? Did it work? What went wrong? Do you look back through the filter of the years with a burning sense of shame?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:57)
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oh, come on now.if it's still body temperature it's fine. give it a couple of minutes and it's like cold egg-jelly. urk.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:02,
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best for smearing, then, whilst you giggle.(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 13:18, closed)
In the interest of gender equality:how would you know, you virginal basement-dweller, you?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:28,
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She roams dogging car parks early in the morningsucking out the contents of used jonnies
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:07,
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I'm waay past the age where I have to pretend to like it, whatever the temperature :P
And anyway, it really depends on how long the bloke has been saving it up. Not so bad if its nicely runny I guess, but when its thick and gloopy? No way.
And don't get me started on the dribblers - precum might make great lube, but that slimy stringy mess will not be getting anywhere near my mouth.
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Thisis excellent wanking material. Have you considered writing a blog?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 20:22,
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