Cunning PlansI once devised a totally foolproof cunning plan to attract the attention of bikini-clad women, which - as you might imagine - failed miserably. Ever come up with a cunning plan for something? Did it work? What went wrong? Do you look back through the filter of the years with a burning sense of shame?
Suggested by Ring of Fire
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:57)
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Worked every time1/ Purchase vanilla milkshake from leading burger chain
2/ Consume half of the milkshake
3/ Push a large volume of napkins into the bottom of the milkshake until it appears 'full'
4/ Take milkshake back to the counter claiming you asked for banana and got vanilla instead
5/ Receive full banana milkshake
Genius!
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 17:27, 9 replies)
i must saythis is really good
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So your story is"pikey gets one and a half overpriced crappy drinks for the price of one?"
Cool.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 17:59,
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So, for the price of one banana milkshake,you get one banana milkshake, plus half a vanilla one that you don't really want?
Delete this now, else McDonalds will be bankrupt by the end of the month!
Anyway, I'm off to drink my weight in milkshakes, at a modest discount - woo-hoo!
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 20:18,
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The Fraud Act 2006, Section 11
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Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 2:31,
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"No, you asked for vanilla."Then you have to drink a milkshake full of napkins, fun times.
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Zuowan, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 4:44,
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Most cons rely on the person being confident (hence "con") and the mark being weak. Without that they usually dont work.
(, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 8:07, closed)
I think you need psychiatric help. This is the worst plan I've ever read.
(, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:08, closed)
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