Cunning PlansI once devised a totally foolproof cunning plan to attract the attention of bikini-clad women, which - as you might imagine - failed miserably. Ever come up with a cunning plan for something? Did it work? What went wrong? Do you look back through the filter of the years with a burning sense of shame?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:57)
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InstafruitonlineI have a plan to install a computer-targeted, hydraulic fruit-launching catapault on the top of BT tower in central London.
You could go online, put in your postcode then purchase the fruit of your choice. My fruit-launching catapault would calibrate your co-ordinates and deliver fresh fruit right to your doorstep in under 15 seconds of clicking the submit button, anywhere in central London. There's no way the big chains like Tesco could compete with our rapid customer service.
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:15,
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I had an idea much the sameBut instead of fruit it was live bunnies and at crocodiles.
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jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 6:30,
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Reminds me of that Goons part where someone buys a cannon ball at an auction with free delivery*BOOM*
"You'll find it waiting for you when you get home"
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 8:22,
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You're only allowed to use the phrase "reminds me of the Goons" if you were born in the 1930s.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:10,
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Not a bad idea.Could deliver other stuff too - lead crystal glasses, for example.
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