I used to work in the gift shop at an amusement park - toys and trinkets mostly -
and dealt with a customer base of approximately 80% moron. Children, despite being young and unknowing, were no exception to this trend.

A very obnoxious girl, maybe ten or eleven, comes in with her two younger brothers and starts raving about all the shiny objects in the shop (as little girls do). She comes across a mood ring, clearly having never seen one before, reads the instructions, holds it in her palm for all of two seconds, and SLAMS it down on my counter.

"IT'S BROKEN!!"

"You have to hold it longer!" exclaims her six-year-old brother.

"Shutup! Shutup! You're shit!" she replies, "I held it and it's still blue! It doesn't tell anything about my personality."

I take a deep breath.

"It works just fine. Blue means you're retarded."
( Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:54, 4 replies)

Oh, excellent!
Made me laugh.
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 22:48, closed)

I really hope this is true
(and not said under your breath).
(Stu Moo winner of five nobble piece prizes, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 23:08, closed)

100% true, loud as I could. She made a face and walked off to tell her mother.
Nothing happened.
( Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 1:04, closed)

Brilliant!
made me chuckle and click :)
(Wenzel, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 23:04, closed)