taxi customers....
BRING BRING
"Hello ******** Taxis"
"I want a taxi from ## Rowley Crescent to the station."
"Sorry, but I don't know of a Rowley Crescent. Are you sure you don't mean Rowley Grove, Rowley Bank, Rowley Street or The Crescent, Rowley Park?"
"Are you saying I don't know where I fucking live? Send me a fucking taxi now or I'll report you. I need to get to the station now."
"Well I can't send one unless I know where you are."
"## Rowley Crescent, the fucking postcode is C37 XXX"
*now i know whats going on*
"Right, found it now... I can get you one in about 90 minutes."
"Ninety fucking minutes!?!? Thats no good! Why will it take that long?"
"Because, Sir, you are in Stratford-on-fucking-Avon, and we're in fucking Stafford. Have a nice fucking day."
CLICK
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 22:58, 2 replies)

Random Fact
I know two people who live in Rowley Crescent, Stratford. I doubt either one is the culprit, but their psycho neighbour fits the bill.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 7:51, closed)

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Have a click for being from Stafford.
(Big D, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:19, closed)