Customers from HellThe customer is always right. And yet, as 'listentomyopinion' writes, this is utter bollocks.
Tell us of the customers who were wrong, wrong, wrong but you still had to smile at (if only to take their money.)
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chthonic, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:42)
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woot!! 117thAh so many stories of so many situations that i just have the creativity or vocabulary to convey, so have this instead.
Every one of us here is a customer. Here are some of the lessons i have learned in the 6 years i have had dealing with you lot.
lesson number 1.
If you are a rude, abusive and overly aggressive cunt of a person seeking assistance of any kind you will not get it. It pays to be polite as generally we will try to help you (it makes both our lives that little bit easier)
lesson number 2.
When you disagree with us sales/customer service types try actually listening to the answers we give rather than waiting for me to finish so you can continue your rant.
lesson number 3. mistaken identity.
Although a collegue has the same hair colour as me we are not the same person and any information or details of yours he has i do not!
Furthermore, insisting it was me you had spoken to last week and demanding compensation because i don't remember you makes you look like a gigantic twat as i wasn't even in the country at the time i apparantly spoke to you.
The next time you are dealing with a customer from hell repeat what i usually say...
"CUNT OFF YOU CUNTING CUNTS!" (i don't actually say this sadly but i always regret not doing so)
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 1:05, Reply)
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