Customers from HellThe customer is always right. And yet, as 'listentomyopinion' writes, this is utter bollocks.
Tell us of the customers who were wrong, wrong, wrong but you still had to smile at (if only to take their money.)
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chthonic, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:42)
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A quickieFrom the dining suite of a certain football club whose name ends in 'nil':
Bald Tit: What's the main meal today?
Dashing Waiter: Chicken in a creamy sau-
Dr. A. Wankshaft (interrupted after hearing 'chicken'): Ah, um, well what's the vegetarian option?
Waiter. D. Handsome: Peppers stuffed with cous cous.
Baldy McFatFuck: Oh, I'll just have the chicken then.
Heavy sigh.
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Iki I think my camel is dead., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 1:41,
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Peppers stuffed with cous cous is a bit lame, though.Why is it that in greasy spoons or fast food places you can get an alright vegeburger, but the more expensive the restaurant the crappier the vege option?
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Bob Todd whee, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:01,
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Perhaps not a tit....Perhaps he just didn't like chicken and fancied a vegetarian meal?
I'm not a vegetarian, but I'll sometimes have the veggie option on the menu, if I fancy it.
And I prefer spicy beanburgers over beefburgers (vile fucking things) ANY day.
Dktr S
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