How about idiot shop worker?
Once I was helping out a friend of my Dad in his newsagents. I say newsagents, it was a tiny little shop that sold suck (does anyone still call sweets suck?) and pop and papers.

Helping out had its benefits, I got to read all the papers, even the rags and I got a few cans of coke to see me through the day. At 15 that was important, but I digress.

One day a man came in asking for lighter fluid. He seemed unable to hear me when I asked what size he would like. He pulls out an old style hearing aid. You know a large speaker that then links to his ear.

Seeing this I lean in to speak into the speaker.

"We do, what size would you like?"
".......only this is my novelty lighter you see..."

It's not only the customers who are stupid.
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:49, 2 replies)

My Nan still calls sweets "suck"
Embarrassingly, in front of my ex, who is from another country and thought she was talking about blowjobs...
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:36, closed)

Am 27
And also thought you were referring to blow jobs!
(Penguins_Made_Me_Do_It is a dolt ... and she don't care, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:14, closed)