I was an dumb customer
Went shopping at Lakeside after my birthday a few years ago, after asking for clothes vouchers instead of presents

So I cruised around Ciro Citterio and picked up a couple of nice tops and presented my vouchers

"we can't accept these im afraid sir"

"Why not?" (I said a bit snottily)

"These are for Bluewater, your are in Lakeside sir, there are big signs everywhere that say Lakeside sir" he said just about not laughing in my face.

"What a dumb fucking cunt I am!" I exclaimed with added extra slap to forehead, making most of the shop either laugh or look at me not proper innit.

sloped off after paying by credit card, back in my car, up a junction or two and arrived at the right place 25 mins later.

I have never been to Lakeside again (not really a bad thing!)
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:00, Reply)