Good evening, how are you?
"I'd like a tomato juice and tonic please."

Me - "A tomato juice and a tonic water? Certainly."

"No no no. Tomato and tonic together."

Me - "Mixed together? I must say I've never heard of that, are you sure?"

"Yes please."

Watches me pour the two into a long glass and give it a mix...

"What the fuck have you made there? I wanted a tomato juice AND a tonic, not mixed together! Are you stupid?"

Me - "That's what you asked for!"

Gives me a look of death like I was worse than a bad ant.
(Waspard has your wank bank account details, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:40, 3 replies)

punters
Having worked in a bar I feel your pain, Lindsay Dawn Mackenzie of big breasted footballer molesting fame ordered 3 triple vodkas and DIET coke off me, stressed the diet, which I duly poured (from bottle) and then gave me an ear bashing for using non diet....she went into one of those "do you know who I am rants"£ and unfortunately i kept the "yeah some fat titted tart who f***s footballers for cash" line to myself....one of my bigger regrets that.
(Smellyape liking http://www.b3ta.com/bpma/, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:58, closed)

Tomato juice and lemonade
is rather good as long as it's made with tomato juice and not some tomato cocktail thing. Worcestershire sauce and lemonade don't make a happy combination.
(ubergeekian, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:05, closed)

Have a click
For "Worse than a bad ant."
(Big D, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:06, closed)