Another techtard
Him: This is the fifth time I've bought my PC in to be fixed and you tell me there is nothing wrong with it. It won't start at home.

Me: I've had it up on the bench for hours running all sorts of tests and can't find anything wrong.

Him: (getting very angry): It won't start at home. You are lying to me.

Me: I assure you. It is yours. I have already spent hours on this and I have other customers to deal with.

Him: (crossing the line) It's not mine. Your not even fucking looking at my fucking computer

Me: It is yours and I can prove it. I'm opening your internet history...

Him: Stop, no!

Me: ...and it says you have visited...

Him: That's private information, you can't look at that!!

Me: ...adultfriendfinder.com, russianbrides.com...

Him: STOP THAT NOW!! THAT'S PRIVATE!! I'm GOING TO COMPLAIN TO YOUR MANAGER!!!

Me: ...transgenderlove.com, sadococklove.com, does this sound familiar to you?

(click!)


Me: You might have a shitty phonecall coming your way

The boss: ...

(ring ring!!)


I didn't get a bollocking and we had a bloody good laugh about it. However, my boss had agreed to make up for it by sending someone to his house to fix it on site. Naturally I declined to do it myself.


We also used to have a guy bring his PC which was full of gay pr0n, but he had very lovingly pasted his face on to the man taking it in each picture. It must have taken ages and his photoshopping skills were quite good. Anyone on here?
(spunkyD, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:23, 2 replies)

Fuck nuggets!
I've been rumbled
( monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 14:43, closed)

Haha
Did your eyes burn out?
(TheWonderfulWombat It came to me in a dream., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 4:07, closed)