Customers from HellThe customer is always right. And yet, as 'listentomyopinion' writes, this is utter bollocks.
Tell us of the customers who were wrong, wrong, wrong but you still had to smile at (if only to take their money.)
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chthonic, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:42)
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Working in a barI was doing the rounds and decided to check the toilets. I noticed that the sit down toilet was blocked up with so many layers that it resembled a hellish Vienetta. I reported as such to my manager in the hope that he\\\\\\\'d get a skivvy to attempt an un blocking. He did. Unfortunately it was me.
I armed myself with a mop, some bin liners and some marigolds (i didn\\\\\\\'t really have a properly formulated plan of attack). I got back to the toilet no more than three minutes after noticing it was blocked to find a still reasonably sober prannock having a big shit on top of it all meaning I not only had to tackle the afore mentioned Vienetta but also the dead otter which had suddenly appeared on top of it all.
Yeah Cheers Mate.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:05, Reply)
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