Customers from HellThe customer is always right. And yet, as 'listentomyopinion' writes, this is utter bollocks.
Tell us of the customers who were wrong, wrong, wrong but you still had to smile at (if only to take their money.)
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chthonic, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:42)
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Just thought of another pub one...People that whistle to try and get your attention, to which I usually reply:
"You should only whistle for your dog or a taxi. So, do you want me to piss up your leg or run you over?"
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:02, 2 replies)
nice.my sister whistles at people. she stopped doing it to me after a very nasty conversation :)
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:53,
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As threatening one liners go.................................This is a doozy! I must engineer a situation where I can use it.
*wanders off muttering*
*click*
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 23:25, closed)
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