Customers from HellThe customer is always right. And yet, as 'listentomyopinion' writes, this is utter bollocks.
Tell us of the customers who were wrong, wrong, wrong but you still had to smile at (if only to take their money.)
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chthonic, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:42)
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Retard with a phoneI won't go too in depth as the way the conversation went speaks for itself. A customer brought his mobile phone in for repair, so I asked,
"Has it been wet, at all, as this voids the warranty with us?"
"No, I don't think it has."
"Only, we charge a £10 labour fee if we find liquid damage."
"I think my son dropped it in the swimming pool, because I bollocked him after he did it."
Yeah. That last sentence didn't make a tiny bit of sense to me, either. I was dying to say, "you THINK he dropped it BECAUSE you bollocked him AFTER he did it? Do you THINK you could die BECAUSE you're a lying retard, which I realised AFTER you opened your gob?"
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 23:32, Reply)
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