over friendly teenage alternate type
not so much customer from hell but Satans shop assistant...

popped into my local threshers, i'm the only person in a fairly largish shop i'm looking at some wines a good 10m away from the till when i hears the fateful line…

"whit ye up tae"

I actually did that looking around to see who was talking and was it me there were talking to thing.

Then i spot the bloke on the counter. Im assuming 18 to work in an offy, but looked younger. Fat. Random band metal t shirt, mullet - not even remotely ironic. Test drone for Clearasil.

"sorry"

"whit ye up tae"

"erm, buying some wine"

"naw the night, whit ye up tae"

(is this guy chattin me up)

"erm, just some wine and a dvd"

"aye? cool what dvd"

this went on to the point i stated to feel distinctly uncomfortable. A long list of “an have you seen X dvd as well – brilliant”

he then started banging on about some dvd coming out the following week he was insistent i should see

his parting shot was

“aye so Monday (insert random dvd name) let me know what you reckon”

“eh?”


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( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 17:11, 1 reply)

test drone for Clearasil
I like that :o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 20:03, closed)