Oh Dear
I have just realised with mind numbing clarity that I am an unethical scumbag and a customer from hell.

I have just had a texas bbq pizza delivered from dominos ordered specifically *without* the bbq sauce, just normal pizza sauce thank you.

It arrived in perfect condition as ordered, with tomato sauce instead of bbq.

Yet I found myself on the phone straight away complaining that it had been delivered with the bbq sauce I had asked they didn't put on.

They are now sending me a new one sans bbq sauce.

I feel...

numb.
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 21:07, 6 replies)

tut tut
You will no doubt give the delivery driver a healthy sum of money as a tip. Otherwise your karma is going to be a bitch.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 21:53, closed)

I hope you didn't eat it
The kitchen staff and the delivery guys will all know damn well that they got your order correct first time.

The manager will always throw a freebie out in case of a complaint as to be honest ... a 10 quid Pizza costs them less than 2 quid even with delivery factored in.

But those guys and girls in the kitchen, and on the bikes/in the vans always know.

And are more than happy to add a little something special to Mr "blah blah blah BBQ sauce blah blah blahs" complimentory Pizza.

I really hope you didn't eat it

Or if you did, a bit saltier than usual ?
( RadG Drinking Mojitos in the sun, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:02, closed)

damn
you know we dont tip in the uk for pizza delivery.

Also it just tasted saltier than a whole heaping bowl of salt.


Dang i feel bad. And semen bloated.
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:11, closed)

you'll
grow a baby now and it will have olives for eyes and pineapple for teeth and not even the combined b3ta photoshopping skills will be able to make it look normal in pictures.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:29, closed)

And
As Anchovies are now officially a rare species you really do have to wonder about that salty tang!
( RadG Drinking Mojitos in the sun, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:34, closed)

ooooooh
My pizza baby has broken my waters!
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:51, closed)