Customers from HellThe customer is always right. And yet, as 'listentomyopinion' writes, this is utter bollocks.
Tell us of the customers who were wrong, wrong, wrong but you still had to smile at (if only to take their money.)
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chthonic, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:42)
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I worked in Garden CentreOur Growbags cost £1.39 each, but the local DIY store was selling Growbags for 99p. My boss, the owner of the garden centre was not known to suffer fools easily.
One day a middle aged chap came in and the conversation went like this:
Chap: "How much are your grow bags please?"
Boss: "They're £1.39 each sir."
Chap: "Oh. They're only 99p down the road."
Boss: "Well if you want it cheaper then I'm afraid you'll have to go there, because ours are £1.39"
Chap: "Ah, but they haven't got any left..."
Boss: "Well, when we have none left, ours are 99p as well."
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Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 10:30,
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Old ones are the bestBig up to the two Ronnies for that joke then, substitute melons for growbags, but still funny!!
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