It must suck to be Alan Rickman.
"Did you enjoy your meal Sir?"

"Oh yes, it was wonderful. Thank you so. much.."

"Oh...I, um...."

"And don't get me started on your service. You're really excellent at this aren't you? You and all the rest of you here."

"Please...don't kill me."

"You know, I think I'm going to give you a really. big. tip."

"Aaaaaah!!!"






"Hm. That was strange."

"Yeah. Similar thing happened to me last week."
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 21:04, 6 replies)

Nice
*chortles*
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 21:06, closed)

Random
love it :)
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 21:30, closed)

...
I presume you are referring to the inherent sarcastic tone of voice that Alan Rickman has been inflicted with.

If so, nice.
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 21:58, closed)

^^
yep. Thanks!
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 5:37, closed)

after their meal
they went to the pet shop, where John Malkovich found it strangely difficult to buy a pet rabbit - despite holding one, slowly stroking its fur, and explaining to the shop assistant that "I...like bunnies. Do you like bunnies Joan?" while staring at her.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 8:56, closed)

haha
Love it! *click*
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:13, closed)