Supermarket
Worked as a till monkey in a small supermarket for under a year. Mostly easy stuff but the odd customer from hell appeared.

1: The bloke who came in to buy value lager every day that smelled of wee. Possibly due to consuming value lager every day.

2. The guy who screamed at me for selling fish that could be contaminated. It was mackrel and it was vaccum packed. Once I explained it to him he stroked the packaging in awe as if he was on "Tommorows World."

3. The couple in the queue who were looking at each other knowingly. He was in his 20s, she probably in her 40s. All above board until she started licking her lips at him. God that was painful.

4. A guy trying to buy booze who was in the year below me at school. Making him 17 or very nearly. He tried to buy booze at least 3 times showing his I.D. which showed his correct date of birth.
(muzzvsworld, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:18, Reply)