Ungrateful Fuckers.
Here Down Under the local strippers are having to deal with ungrateful punters. In the following tale, from today's newspaper, a stripper is being prosecuted for raping the best man. Enjoy.

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The alleged victim, who was the best man, gave evidence in a closed courtroom at Melbourne Magistrates' Court today.

Linda Maree Naggs, 39, is accused of sexually penetrating him with a sex toy during the party on the Mornington Peninsula last year.

One of the men who attended the event told the court the group was behaving in a “mature” fashion during the strip show by Ms Naggs.

“It wasn’t over-the-top rowdy or aggressive,” he said.

The court was told the groom encouraged the best man – who was described as “very conservative” - to participate in Ms Naggs’s performance by sitting on a chair while she undressed and rubbed her breasts in his face.

The court was told the best man was happy and smiling during the show.

He ended up on all fours, with Ms Naggs riding him “like a dog or a horse” and holding a sex toy, the witness said.

“(The alleged victim) said to her 'don’t put it in',” he said.

Moments later the best man squinted and got up quickly, calling Ms Naggs an idiot and telling her to leave, the court was told.

During the altercation that followed, Ms Naggs threw a punch and threatened to call in “bikie mates”, the witness said.

After the pair was separated the best man went to a bathroom and said he was bleeding.

The preliminary hearing is continuing.


Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 7:03, 4 replies)

I really want this to be true.
Got the link? It needs to be shared...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 18:45, closed)

wow
why the fuck did he want it to go to court?!!

and lolz at the 39 year old stripper
(little fawn, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:23, closed)

“very conservative”
I think the best bit of this is the “very conservative” victim had no problem with being ridden like a horse by a naked stripper with a sex toy, while he had his arse exposed.
(danthegpi, Tue 9 Sep 2008, 9:34, closed)

linkage
www.watoday.com.au/national/female-stripper-to-stand-trial-for-rape-20080909-4com.html
(SarcasticBarSteward wants to be good at Photoshop when he grows up, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 2:54, closed)