In the same vein
My phone number has all the digits but one in common with the main number for Wakefield Girls' High School, so I've often come home from work to find an odd message on my answering machine. Sadly, however, I was out on the town one Friday night, so wasn't home to get the call from the Very Important Religious Person who lives across the street from the school, and bellowed at my answering machine "I'm the Dean of Wakefield Cathedral, and I DEMAND a call first thing on Monday morning to explain why I can still hear disco music coming from the school at ONE MINUTE PAST ELEVEN on Friday night!".

Needless to say, no call would have been forthcoming, but I wish I'd been at home to take the call - the phrase "I don't care if you're the fucking Pope" might well have been expressed.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:07, Reply)