On curling one out
In my (thankfully) last ever houseshare we put up an Aussie who had been brought over to play cricket with my housemate's club. When not playing cricket he did his best to further Anglo-Australian relations by getting as pissed as he could as often as he could, and quickly made an enemy in our retired next door neighbour. He constantly mentioned his plans to up the stakes by "doing a Mr Whippy", but it was only when he laid a coil on next door's doorstep that I discovered what he actually meant.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:16, Reply)