This must have happened about 100 times.
I used to work as a car park attendant, and someone would ALWAYS forget where they had parked, and come ranting to me that someone had stolen their car. So they would tell me what car it was, and that it was "parked near the front in car park 1" for example, and they would scowl at me when I suggest that it might be in another car park:

"you're wasting your time looking over there, I'm positive that it has been stolen!"

me -"is this your car over here at the back of carpark 2?"

"........ah....yes, okay bye then.."

after this happens repeatedly, it gets a little bit grating.

edit: Also, when i used to work in a pub kitchen, someone ordered a "very well done" steak- ie. overcooked, and then sent it back as it was too tough!
(biggiantmat, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:23, Reply)