Dumb things customers say. Part three
"Your TV advert is factually inaccurate."
How much say do you think that I, stood in the store, have to say about the tv advert?

At Vision Express we had a customer come in to complain that the tv ad that said something along the lines of 'the human eye can see a candle 5 miles away', or some other shit, was wrong.
Although the light of the candle could be seen the curvature of the earth would get in the way. The candle would need to be on a stick.

I don't care, why come all the way to come into the store to tell me that?
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 9 Sep 2008, 10:31, 7 replies)

You're on a roll with these!
Keep 'em coming!
( Cawl, Tue 9 Sep 2008, 10:35, closed)

Sounds like something I would do.
I wrote to TFL saying that the wording of their signs in the buses was gramatically a nonsense.
( Bob Todd whee, Tue 9 Sep 2008, 10:35, closed)

Bud did you make
A difference Todd?
DID YOU?
( Cawl, Tue 9 Sep 2008, 10:38, closed)

Because, due to the curvature of the Earth,
you wouldn't be able to see them being smug if they stayed in their house and told you.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Sep 2008, 10:45, closed)

"why come all the way to come into the store to tell me that?"
Because somebody has to keep standards up, goddamit!!!!!!!!!
( MisterPunch did it that way on, Tue 9 Sep 2008, 11:10, closed)

The candle
could be on the ground if you were standing up. Or if it were a tall candle.

And nowhere does it mention anything about the candle being on the earth's surface anyway. It could be 5 miles up in the sky.

Bloody idiots. You should blind them all.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 9 Sep 2008, 11:10, closed)

I'm getting this at the mo in my job
Your advert says it's fibre optic right upto our door; the end of this cable is clearly copper.
Um, yeah, we've been using that for years actually. Umm...anything I can actually help you with?
No, just that.
*hangs up on customer*
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 9 Sep 2008, 11:26, closed)