Cuntstemers
i work in a shoe shop part time and i must say that i think i have had every strange person going come into bluewater, one customer wanted size 8 in a trainer but we had none left his reply " this is fuckin ridiculus! you are misleading me by having all the other size 8s out in other styles" no sir you see we do have other styles but no 8s in your shoe .... "well you should take all the shoes off the shelf if you havnt got them in an 8" mmmmm of course that makes complete sense you stupid tit.

another customer wanted to test for leather on the most expensive shoe going and proceded to take out his lighter and burn the fuck out of the shoe on the shop floor while commenting to his son that real leather doesnt burn , well turns out that shoe isnt real leather now you have well and truly scorched it.


oh and also two people have actually shat on the floor next to the prada shoes.
(yousatonmybiscuits liberty city has the worst cab drivers, Tue 9 Sep 2008, 16:26, 2 replies)

oh shoe shops
i love how customers forget that stock is constantly moving in and out and that we must have one of each size in every style.

wrong!
(ladyintheradiator, Tue 9 Sep 2008, 20:14, closed)

I'm sure there was a nice wee story in there somewhere.
Capitals and so on are just excellent. Try them and more people will understand you. =p
( vix0r was not Matthew on, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 0:49, closed)