Thinking about it...
...just as bad as a bad customer are the ones who ask questions so stupid there is no way to answer them without sounding like a smartarse. For example:

Q: Where is computer number 1?
A: Next to number 2.

Q: Where are your L's?
A: Between the K's and the M's

Q: How do I take a DVD out?
A: Well, giving it to me to scan would be a good start.

Q: How do you print?
A: Well, I click print.

Honest to god, this QOTW is more cathartic than wanking, toking and killing all at once. Can we extend it by a week?
(GONEism, Tue 9 Sep 2008, 19:20, 5 replies)

"Q: How do I take a DVD out?
A: Well, giving it to me to scan would be a good start."

Why do you give a smart-arse answer to a customer who probably isn't familiar with your rental process?
( The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 9 Sep 2008, 19:41, closed)

Well,
unless this person has always wanted an empty Cheaper by the Dozen 2 DVD case, I think most people would twig that they need to give it to someone with a name badge and a zappy thing.
(GONEism, Tue 9 Sep 2008, 19:43, closed)

Maybe they're retarded
or maybe you're just a bit of a cunt.
( greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Tue 9 Sep 2008, 22:29, closed)

Maybe...
Everyone's sense of humour is on hold.

I think it's quite funny.

The alternative is they frisbee it across the library?

Hehe

*click*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 8:38, closed)

Erm...
What's toking?

Actually, no point in replying as I've read this post now (and I agree) so probably won't be looking at it again.

Q: Not much point in me writing this, is there?
A: No sir, there isn't
( gareth_alien will be human again at, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 11:37, closed)