i like being awful
barman: hello. what can i get you?
us: how much for a pint?
barman: these ones are £3:50 and this one is £3.
me: sorry?
barman: *points at taps* £3:50 and £3.
us: ok. how much are spirits.
barman: well... a shot of vodka is £3.
us: what's your cheapest spirit.
barman: the vodka.
us: hmm.
barman: a bottle of wkd is £3.
us: do you do cider?
barman: fraid not.
us: and your pints are about £3:50?
barman: *points* except this one.
us: which is £3.
barman: what?
us: its £3, right?
barman: yes.
*muttered conference*
us: you are free of entry all night, yeah?
barman: ... yes.
us: when does it start getting really busy?
barman: oh not for... er, really soon actually. yeah. really soon.
us: hmm. not that late yet. we're going to the pub down the road for half an hour. see you later.
*scowl*

the pints were £1:50. ha.
(ladyintheradiator, Tue 9 Sep 2008, 20:10, Reply)