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Good job! I have things like that in my line of work when people sign up for porn sites then complain that they are getting ripped off. "It only said a quid for three days."

"Did you read the terms and conditions or were you a bit,shall we say 'preoccupied'"

"No I didnt, but I did tick the box saying I had, now cancel it for me!"

"No can do, privity of contract, your contract is with them not us. I suggest you e-mail or phone them and ask for your money back...and keep your statement away from the missus"

(They really do use the arse ticklers faggots fan club trick from Lock Stock.

Amazing how many of my 'customers' could be termed wankers in a very literal sense
(triley, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 13:04, Reply)