Customers from HellThe customer is always right. And yet, as 'listentomyopinion' writes, this is utter bollocks.
Tell us of the customers who were wrong, wrong, wrong but you still had to smile at (if only to take their money.)
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chthonic, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:42)
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Those CCTV shopwatch radio thingsAre always a never ending source of fun for customers from hell. It's always good fun in the school holidays listening to staff at Woolworths on the radio every 10 minutes because some caravan dweller has nicked a Mars Bar. My personal favourites include:
"Rooks (a butchers) this is CCTV. I have on camera the man who stole the cornish pasty from you. I'm afraid he is eating the evidence as we speak."
Argos: "CCTV could we get a policeman here? We have a drunk gentleman in our shop window and when I asked him to leave he started taking his clothes off".
B&Q: "CCTV can we get a patrol? We have two elderly customers having a fight. With paint."
(, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 17:51, 1 reply)
Ha!Have a click. This is cracking.
...Eating evidence...
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gareth_alien will be human again at, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 10:56,
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