Bored in the office
on a quiet night. A call comes into one of the other members of our team and the normal proceedure of getting the customer's record begins.
"Hi this is Amanda, can I take your post code please?"
A granny replies back "Why? It's mine, I've had it for years!"
"Errr, I don't want to keep it, I just need it to bring up your record."
"You can't keep it, I need it for my mail..."
"Ok, can I just 'borrow' it for a second...I'll give it straight back..."
"Ok then, it's *** ****"
"Thanks....there you go, you can have it back now..."
"Thanks pet..."

What a fucking numpty.

Also I took another call the same night on the Premium Rate Internet Support line from a granny who sounded older than Desmond Tutu's great Uncle and demanded that I put the Tyson fight on for her. What a le fuck?
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 19:22, 1 reply)

Awwwww
Bless him for giving it back!
(Caveat Emptor, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 0:27, closed)