@BS 5711
Many moons ago when I worked in a Crappy Eater in the university holidays, a family of five came in to eat in the middle of their drive North. After I'd taken the order, the father asked me, in a strong West African accent, if I had "back bin". This puzzled me at first, but I quickly deduced that he was asking if he could have one of our black bin liners, presumably to clear up and throw away some rubbish in his car. When I returned with said item, he stared at me as though I was of imbecilic stock, and then had the nerve to complain that his requested side order of baked beans was nowhere to be seen.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 10:44, Reply)