my dad has a love/hate relationship with elton john.
he has always been a massive fan, but was horrified when elton revealed that he was a prostate tickler.

so, a few years ago at christmas, i walked into the living room to find my dad staring at the ceiling whilst elton plinky-plonked away on the tv.

'what on earth are you doing?'

'well, i still like his music but i'm not going to look at him any more. i don't like the thought of where those big fat fingers have been.'

my dad. the man. the legend.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:57, 7 replies)

the homophobe?

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:59, closed)

oh, well spotted.
give the boy a banana.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 12:00, closed)

To be fair
He will bum you into next week
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 12:03, closed)

Surely Homojohnophobe?

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 25 Nov 2010, 12:19, closed)

I don't blame him
Elton John has done some cracking tunes, but he is an utter, utter twat.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 12:29, closed)

hahaha
it's really funny when people hate gays
(jennymnemonic, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 11:55, closed)

Thrilled to have had the opportunity
to totally waste my time waiting for you to post, Janet - your outstanding prose has become my raison d'etre and now I can die happy (at least until next QOTW, when the whole process will begin again), knowing that for another week I have temporarily sated my desire for your self-indulgent twaddle. Nice name by the way, but I do hope you kept the receipt ;-))
(IdlePeAcEsign if trouble were my mistress, i'd send her to them, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 18:59, closed)