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Suggested by bROKEN aRROW

(, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:50)
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Laughter is the best medicine
Helping father clear up autumn leaves in back garden. Father leans rake against swings to free up hands for holding binbag. Unawares, son takes step forward and receives a MIGHTY RAKESPANG! to the side of the head. Son goes down like he's been halfbricked. Son wakes up to see father crying. 'It's ok dad, I'm not dead,' son reassures. Unnecessarily – for Father is crying with laughter.

Length? A lifetime of schadenfreude.
(, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 12:31, 2 replies)
We have a new meme!
...and it's name is MIGHTY RAKESPANG!
(, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 12:58, closed)
Spang is good
but MIGHTY RAKESPANG is better.

my little boy refers to the ball hitting the posts in rugby/American football as a SPANG!
(, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:24, closed)

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