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"Do anything good for your birthday?" one of your friendly B3TA moderator team asked in one of those father/son phone calls that last two minutes. "Yep," he said, "Your mum." Tell us about dads, lack of dad and being a dad.

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(, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:50)
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Well, it contains the word 'father'
"Darth Vader" may well translate as “Dark Father" in Dutch. However, in Afrikaans it translates as “Large Penis"

Trufax
(, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 12:33, 4 replies)
afrikaans translation
er, no it doesn't

large penis = groot piel

if you want Afrikaan hilarity:

choose your side and subject = kies jou kant en vak
(, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 12:41, closed)
Methinks it was
one of those 'Dad lies'. Facts which seem stupid enough to be true but are made up on the spot like the classic 'No two Shredded Wheat flakes are the same' and 'Porridge was originally invented as a cheap glue by the ancient egyptians.'
(, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 12:46, closed)
Maybe I
should've picked a more esoteric language.
(, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 12:47, closed)
Well it was worth
a shot I suppose! Still busted though! :P
(, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 22:51, closed)

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