Dad stories"Do anything good for your birthday?" one of your friendly B3TA moderator team asked in one of those father/son phone calls that last two minutes. "Yep," he said, "Your mum." Tell us about dads, lack of dad and being a dad.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:50)
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Answer MachineMy dad is pretty much a 50 year old child. A few weeks ago I spent the weekend at home because I was going to a gig and it was cheaper to get there from home than from where I go to uni.
When I got home my dad was the only one home and was sat by the phone laughing hysterically.This went on for a bout 20 minutes until he managed to calm himself down enough to tell me what was so funny.
He'd rang my nan's house but she wasn't in and it went to answer machine so he farted down the phone.
(, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:07, 4 replies)
OfficelolsHurrah for immature dad's.
(, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 14:35, closed)
Have a *click* PMSL
(, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 20:12, closed)
I'm also a (nearly) 50 year old child.
My son is almost 13.
I've told him he can't have children until I've finished ruining him. I figure another 25 years should get the bulk of it done...
(, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 5:18, closed)
Still sniggeringThis made me laugh FAR more than it should have done - i think our dads would get on well
(, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 13:38, closed)
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