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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:50)
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DAD JUSTICE!When I was a kid, my class was invited to be the audience on a Kids TV show that went out live. Unfortunately the class bully was in the row behind me.
We were given strict orders not to mess about, pull faces or cause any kind of scene because this was television and the television police would get us (or something equally outrageous, we were pretty gullible, and I'd say being the producer of a kids TV show is a job with few pleasures)
The class bully took this as licence to quitely punch those in the row in front in the back of the head whilst the cameras were rolling knowing they couldn't turn around, react or do anything to him. He was too thick to work out the flaw that this was being broadcast on TV, and could be seen by people. People like my dad.
My dad turned up at the TV show afterwards and immediately administered what was the ten year old's equivalent of HONDA ACCORD JUSTICE!!!!( a very public and loud telling off, and a word with his dad). I had some MASSIVE HUGS and possibly a SUPER(airfix)MODEL after.
Nice one dad
(, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 14:27, 1 reply)
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