Dad stories"Do anything good for your birthday?" one of your friendly B3TA moderator team asked in one of those father/son phone calls that last two minutes. "Yep," he said, "Your mum." Tell us about dads, lack of dad and being a dad.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:50)
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The man the legendMy girlfriend is a professional classical musician and pretty darn top flight as well. She often does concerts either as the soloist for the orchestra or completely solo and flogs some of her CDs after the concerts, (classical music seems to be paid more in kudos than actual money).
Anyway, we had met up with my dad for the evening, (the second time they had met), and the discussion turned to what sort of merchandise, (a business my dad is involved in), she could flog to up the cash. After mini musical instruments etc dad stared into space for a bit and then suddenly announced, "I've got it! Pre wetted T-shirts!".
(, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 16:03, 2 replies)
He could have made it even creepier by suggesting used / stained knickers(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 16:07,
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The wierd thing wasthat it took a good 30 seconds for him to realise from our reactions that there was anything remotely creepy about what he had said.
(, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 16:38, closed)
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