ah! well you missed out
my dad's ones would do exactly 2.5 revolutions before sticking fast.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 25 Nov 2010, 23:43, 1 reply)

i'd have liked to see
just one of the fuckers move
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 23:47, closed)

every year i for some reason insist on getting a box of fireworks my little un she isnt so little these days (12 Years of age) but i can remember a few years ago tacking a catherine wheel to our back garden fence lighting the taper and promptly watching the fence catch light as the catherine wheel remained stationary and let rip its jet into the fence panel. This amused my wife more than my daughter she was doubled up as i chucked cold water over the fence...
(Cov Boy, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 0:14, closed)

there's still a massive scorch mark
on my parent's garden fence
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 0:19, closed)