Dad stories"Do anything good for your birthday?" one of your friendly B3TA moderator team asked in one of those father/son phone calls that last two minutes. "Yep," he said, "Your mum." Tell us about dads, lack of dad and being a dad.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:50)
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daddyMy dad can say the most corny jokes you never thought you were gonna hear. It was all fun when I was 4, but 15 years later you pretty much have him figured out. Sometimes he can tell me STOP, and after a slight pause add In the naaame of loooveee.. for no other reason than to just bug me.
He is also really conservative when it comes to food. Anything that's not either potatoes, MEAT, bacon (nothing wrong with bacon but there is such a thing as too much), or cream and pasta, is weird and "not his favourite", as a kid would be taught to say.
He still thinks I'm a little girl, and even if I'm not really that old I'm not that young either. He doesn't seem to know how to handle a kitchen properly and it's always dirty and full of dirty saucepans and nasty wash cloths.
But I'm glad he's my dad. Could've had this fella www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqtr_RvR3sY
(, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 0:27, 3 replies)
That man deserves a medal!Imagine living with that.
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jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 2:56,
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*notes your L-plate* Hey, welcome to the board.
The 'dad joke' is a staple of every dad here in Australia, not sure if it's the same worldwide.
Bacon gives my dad the sharts too.
(, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 3:18, closed)
Another good one...is....Dad; ''HEY!'' You; ''What, Dad? Stop fucking around.'' Dad sings, ''Did you happen to see, the most beautiful girl in the world?'' Hi-lar-i-ous!
(, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:01, closed)
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