Dad stories"Do anything good for your birthday?" one of your friendly B3TA moderator team asked in one of those father/son phone calls that last two minutes. "Yep," he said, "Your mum." Tell us about dads, lack of dad and being a dad.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:50)
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DammitThis just happened to me for the first time this year. I am now the dad whose catherine wheel stubbornly refused to move. Even though I checked it was free-turning before I lit it. Bastard.
(, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:04, 1 reply)
they don't like dadsi'm sure they're designed to make you look an incompetent cunt in front of your kids.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:26,
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hahaha lolso true, except mine is really worried about setting fire to the fence and only taps it in a little way. This year his catherine wheel span twice, fell off the fence and jumped around the patio showering onlookers with sparks. Everyone ran away screaming except me and dad who are total pyros, and were doubled up with laughter.
A dad who does everything perfectly all the time is no fun...
(, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 16:22, closed)
hahahaha!i think i'd have laughed, too!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 17:41,
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