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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:50)
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Big Louie and the massive chip.In his youth, my dad had a cheery, rotund friend called John, but was known by everyone as Big Louie.
One evening they were staggering home from the pub and my dad, feeling peckish, stopped off at the local grease-vendors for some fish and chips.
"D'ya wanna chip, Louie?" Asks dad.
"Aye, I'll have that biggun there" Says Louie.
... and he took the fish. Scarfed it in one.
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Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 11:35,
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