Dad stories"Do anything good for your birthday?" one of your friendly B3TA moderator team asked in one of those father/son phone calls that last two minutes. "Yep," he said, "Your mum." Tell us about dads, lack of dad and being a dad.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:50)
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my dad and his loud yorkshire voice struck againat my cousin's first holy communion. bored shitless with hundreds of little girls in white party dresses, my dad resorted to reading the order of service. he paused. frowned. brought the leaflet closer to his face. grunted. then passed it to us, jabbing a finger at the offending item.
"ETHAN," he said. "WHAT SORT OF A NAME IS E-THAN?" the man in front turned around and gave him an icy glare.
"actually, that's my son," he hissed. even in church god ignored my prayers for the ground to open and swallow us up. but dad was utterly unphased.
"WELL I'VE NEVER HEARD OF IT," he said, and carried on reading the programme.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:03,
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Your dad sounds bloody awesome.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:13,
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he is the best, he really isunless he is annoying me, making me do stuff, or just generally being there!!!
all my friends love him, they think he is the shit.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:47,
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